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Dec 6

Dear God.

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Dec 2

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hereliesthelez: They are so cute

hereliesthelez:

They are so cute

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FUCK YEAH KAT DENNINGS

FUCK YEAH KAT DENNINGS

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omgomgomg 

omgomgomg 

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Morgan Creek. 

Morgan Creek. 

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“ Baby lose the laundry and jump on in - all god’s children got skin. James Taylor
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I want this to happen in my life in like 1000 ways.  autostraddle: Julie Goldman & Brandy Howard via Holigay Shopping List For Hilarious & Awesome People

I want this to happen in my life in like 1000 ways. 

autostraddle:

Julie Goldman & Brandy Howard via Holigay Shopping List For Hilarious & Awesome People

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azizisbored: Essential reading for any gentleman! gq: What Would Jean-Ralphio Do? (WWJ-RD?) Parks and Recreation’s Snake Juice entrepreneur offers love advice and more. GQ: Best way to pop the more important question, i.e. “Will you have sex with me?” Jean-Ralphio: Text; tweet; Friendster post; fortune in a fortune cookie; during a screening of Stuart Little; sign language; Legos; make an adorable 2-year-old hand over a note asking the question for you; as a follow-up question, after she says “no” to “will you marry me.”GQ: What’s the ideal date? Jean-Ralphio: Me, Snake Juice, anything by Tyrese or Sisqó playing in the background, waterbed.GQ: You’re in fifth grade. It’s math class. Julie sends you a note: I think you’re kinda cute.” What’s your next move?Jean-Ralphio: I pass her a scientific calculator with pre-typed numbers that, when held upside down, spells BOOBIES.GQ: You’re 83 years old. It’s bingo night. Ethel makes eye contact. What’s your next move?Jean-Ralphio: I pass her a scientific calculator with pre-typed numbers that, when held upside down, spells BOOBIES.

azizisbored:

Essential reading for any gentleman!

gq:

What Would Jean-Ralphio Do? (WWJ-RD?)

Parks and Recreation’s Snake Juice entrepreneur offers love advice and more.



GQ: Best way to pop the more important question, i.e. “Will you have sex with me?”
Jean-Ralphio: Text; tweet; Friendster post; fortune in a fortune cookie; during a screening of Stuart Little; sign language; Legos; make an adorable 2-year-old hand over a note asking the question for you; as a follow-up question, after she says “no” to “will you marry me.”

GQ: What’s the ideal date?
Jean-Ralphio: Me, Snake Juice, anything by Tyrese or Sisqó playing in the background, waterbed.

GQ: You’re in fifth grade. It’s math class. Julie sends you a note: I think you’re kinda cute.” What’s your next move?
Jean-Ralphio: I pass her a scientific calculator with pre-typed numbers that, when held upside down, spells BOOBIES.

GQ: You’re 83 years old. It’s bingo night. Ethel makes eye contact. What’s your next move?
Jean-Ralphio: I pass her a scientific calculator with pre-typed numbers that, when held upside down, spells BOOBIES.